Antonio Brown (Eminem Stan Parody)

LYRICS:

Dear Mister “I’m Too Good to Sign Antonio Brown”

This will be the last tweet I ever send you, you clown!

It’s been a few months and still no word, I don’t deserve it?

I know you seen my last hundred tweets, my grammar on them were perfect

And Hey Bill, Who Was Your Favorite Player?

That Guy That Made Your Career, Lawrence Taylor?

A linebacker who’ll come at you relentlessly

Well I’m rushing after you Kraft, since you decided to mess with me

Coulda been somebody, we coulda been contenders

But your offense has no receivers

You’re looking like pretenders

And all I wanted was a simple contract for a few seasons

But some accusation got me kicked out of the league and

And it seems like I’m seethin because I’m angry

For good reason, my head’s paining

I love you Brady, we coulda been together, think about it

But Kraft ruined it now, I hope he can’t sleep and he dreams about it

And when you guys go one and done, I hope he knows he can’t win without me

I hope his conscience eats at him and he can’t breathe without me

See Tom, shut up bitch! I’m tryin’ to talk!

Hey Bill, that’s the sound of my camera in the car,

But I didn’t film other teams, I just tear them up, see I ain’t like you

‘Cause instead of filming other teams

If you just signed players like me

When it comes to bending the rules you’ll never have to 

Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the bridge now

Oh man, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

The offense stinks I’m wondering why

Just can’t score at all

The dropped catches clouds up my window

And we can’t run at all

And even if we could it’ll all be gray

Put our record on the wall

It reminds me, that it’s not so bad

It’s not so bad

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